Scenario 1: (Hospital - A couple of ward boys (WB) come running in with an injured man on a stretcher)
WB – Doctor saab, doctor saab, please come fast and attend to this person here…he’s met with an accident and is quite critical.. probably his neck is broken, spinal cord ruptured…
Doc (munching on his snack) – Spinal cord kya?rupture?punture? (Laughs) Don’t u guys know that I have NEVER attended to such cases even though I am supposed to be.. I don’t have time now…moreover, I dn’t know A,B,C,D of bones AND I was never made for this…Find some other dude…
Scenario 2: (Doctor coming out with a couple of nurses from the Operation Theatre)
Doc (winking at one of the nurses) – Hey babes, didn’t I tell u that I was a born genious!! Wah, wot an operation…wot a surgery…
Nurse (without looking at the doc) – Yeah right…anyways, looks like it has been a long operation…wots the time now?
Doc (pointing towards his wrist) – Sweetheart, look at this new watch…
Nurse (giving a bewildered look) – Wot watch? Where?
Doc (totally shocked) – Hey bhagwaan, whr’s my new watch… Operation Theater ke andar jaane ke pehle toh tha mere haath pe… (scratches his half-bald head) OH MY GOD!!!
I know the scenarios above are bit a far-fetched to be true… but wot the hell!!!
